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Barney equals Satan by ~chaosgundam:iconchaosgundam:

Categories Literature > Prose > Fiction > Humor




The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It's all very simple:


1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V

4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5

5) Add all the numbers: 666

Thus, Barney is Satan. Do you really want your younger sibling(s) watching this?
©2005-2010 ~chaosgundam
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Author's Comments

I have proof!

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~LupineWarlord Mar 17, 2005, 7:22:35 PM
O. M. G. :omg:
You found that out yourself? That are amazery!

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Problem solved.
:iconshinn-asuka:
~Shinn-Asuka Mar 17, 2005, 7:28:21 PM
Ha XD Luckily my little brother does'nt watch it :D

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All the COOL kids are doing it ! - - > ~we-heart-shinn
:iconchaosgundam:
~chaosgundam Mar 18, 2005, 6:41:44 AM
I actually had some help from a book or two and a calculator....

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(We focus in on Saji’s bruised face, as he looks to the camera and spits a little blood out.)

SAJI: (Sputters) Th-thanks, Amur-Os…

WONG: (Slaps Saji again) Quiet, smart-mouth!
:iconbladewolf:
~bladewolf Mar 25, 2005, 3:31:56 AM
Lol Thats a good one, i always thought that bugger was evil
:iconchaosgundam:
~chaosgundam Mar 25, 2005, 12:11:43 PM
thanks for faving it!

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(We focus in on Saji’s bruised face, as he looks to the camera and spits a little blood out.)

SAJI: (Sputters) Th-thanks, Amur-Os…

WONG: (Slaps Saji again) Quiet, smart-mouth!
:iconlinkthewolf:
~LinktheWolf May 7, 2005, 7:02:24 PM
I knew it. and they didn't believe me. "sit down and eat your peas" they'd say. "the walls arent talking to you" they'd say. "why are you running around hitting stuff with that color printer?" they'd say, well no more!

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if the above comment pisses you off, its most likely a joke.
Can't take it? get over it.

Chapter one: the story so far
in the beginning, the universe was created
this has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad move
:iconkairesdream:
*kairesdream May 14, 2005, 3:54:23 PM
barney scares me. cute my ass! he's terrifying. XDD wow. i dont know how you figured that out. thats amazing

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Every saint has their past, every sinner has their future
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*SteinWill May 19, 2005, 1:55:52 AM
Hahaha! :laughting: good one!

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~t-daimon Mar 15, 2006, 8:42:27 AM
Ok, want an even better one?

Pink is the color of flesh.

Flesh is sin.

Sin is the instrument of evil.

Satan is evil.

Pink is evil, thus:

Pink is satan's color.

Now, think about that one more time and think hard. XD

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Source of all lust and passion,
Crimson beyond the blood that flows.
Powers of the damned,
Buried in the flow of time.
That is how you describe me...
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